This year for my birthday, I was outsourced to India with a computer problem. Carlton, my IT guy, was very helpful and also very flattering. (read with your best Indian accent) "
Tarali...... what a beautiful name...... a beautiful name for a beautiful woman.... when I have a girl, I will call her that name.... if that is ok with you?......it is not copyrighted is it?...... Tarali, do you like music?..... because your voice is like music to me..... I love the inflections in your voice....you sound so beautiful.....now let's get on with your computer problem.... I am sure you would like that."
While waiting for my computer to reboot, we had some small chit chat about my past trip to India, and then came the whammy...."
Tarali when you come back to India..... come to the south.... and remember me.... my name is Carlton...... and I will introduce you to my mother and my father...... they would love to meet such a beautiful and wonderful woman such as you!"I hung up the phone amazed. Shook it off. Snapped my finger three times with a little head shuffle and said to myself.......
36 and still in the Mix!
